I was just wolfing down my Camembert and Cream pasta when I came across this delightful article in the Sydney Morning Herald....
Primary school kids in XXXXXL-size uniforms
In short, Sydney based school uniform manufacturers "Primary Schoolwear" are making school uniforms in XXXXXL to cater for the ever-growing number of chumbawumba's in our schools. That is a waist diameter of 110 cms......
Jenny Mackillop from the NSW arm of the company had this enlightening insight to offer:
"We do see our fair share of little chubbies"
I'm gob smacked. How anyone can let their child get to this size is beyond me, am I alone in thinking this kind of parenting should be considered child abuse? I know we are all increasingly busy in our day to lives, but how hard is it to boil some veggies and get the little blighters out for a bit of exercise everyday?
I'm reminded of this legendary scene from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life", which I have posted below for your viewing pleasure. (complete with the delightful little ditty, 'Isn't it wonderful to have a penis'). Not for the faint hearted or those with a weak stomach I might add.
Enjoy.
2 comments:
the fact that stupid people, as a whole, continue to breed.. to produce such wonders as these, does nothing but delight and horrify me in equal measures..
and on that note, I'd best be writing my weekend blog now :)
Not only do they continue to breed, they continue to breed at a faster rate than the non stupid. As such we are actually driving evolution backwards, proving the flat-earther creationists right after all.
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